Don't lick the bowl. Flush it like a normal person.

(01-16-2021, 05:27 PM)Snikwahjm Wrote: Don't lick the bowl. Flush it like a normal person.

Ew.

If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you're dead.

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Magnify your phone screen by putting it in a glass of water.

Listen to your elders.

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Always weave a little when you drive so other cars will stay away from you...

(01-22-2021, 02:59 AM)Snikwahjm Wrote: Always weave a little when you drive so other cars will stay away from you...

From the Boston Drivers handbook....the rest of that advice is to turn on your emergency turn signals while weaving....keep em guessing and maybe they will think you are drunk and hang way back.

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