I was going back looking for some more of my recent posts and according to the forum I haven't posted since sometime in 2019?????
SO WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL THIS TIME?
DID I LIKE IT THERE?
MY CELL PHONE WAS RECENTLY WORKED ON OVER THE PHONE WITH A MOTOROLA TECH. THE GOAL OF THAT WAS TO GET MY SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE WORKING CORRECTLY. I KNOW SHE CLEARED A LOT OF STUFF AND RESET SOME THINGS ON MY PHONE.
SINCE THEN I'VE BEEN UNABLE UNTIL TODAY TO GET ON THE FORUMS TO POST BECAUSE I COULDN'T REMEMBER MY PASSWORD. SINCE I ONLY LOG ON AND I NEVER LOG OFF I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO COME RIGHT BACK TO THE FORUM AND PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF. IT DIDN'T WORK SO WELL THIS TIME.
SO THANK YOU PAPA<<<<<<I SAID POPEYE (IF ANYBODY SEZ....... WHO'S YOUR DADDY I'M A GONNA BUY ME A NEW BB GUN) FOR GIVING ME THE PERFECT PASSWORD I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO CHANGE IT. QUEENIE SEZ SHE'S A GONNA SLOBBER ALL OVER YOU IF SHE EVER GETS A CHANCE. RATT DAWGS RESPONSE WAS KIND OF X-RATED
SO FOR SOME QUICK UPDATES IN MY WORLD. DUE TO WATER LINES BREAKING SEVERAL TIMES DURING THIS LAST SUMMER AND THE EYELINER PRETTY MUCH SITTING IN THE LOWEST SPOT ON THE LOT TO START OUT WITH THE REAR STABILIZER JACKS ARE DEEP IN THE MUD I CAN'T CLOSE THE TWO BIG WINDOWS ON THE SIDES OF IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT LEVEL. THE NEW AIR CONDITIONER IS STILL SITTING IN THE FLOOR WITHIN A FEW FEET OF THE DOOR AS A MATTER OF FACT.
SAFARI STILL HAS NO FUNCTIONING AIR CONDITIONING OR HEAT THIS IS GOING INTO MY THIRD SUMMER WITH NO AC DOWN HERE. THE BACK DOORS STILL WILL NOT OPEN. THE WINDOW ON QUEENIE'S PASSENGER DOOR STILL DOESN'T GO UP AND DOWN.
I STILL HAVE TOO MUCH CRAP IN A STORAGE UNIT.
I HATE TO DO IT BUT I THINK I MAY BE FORCED TO ABANDON SHIP HERE AT MY FRIEND'S PLACE.
I'M "ON CALL" 24/7. HE ACTUALLY HAS A PAID HOME HEALTH AIDE WHO IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS DID PUT CLEAN SHEETS ON HIS HOSPITAL BED ONE TIME. SHE'S THE WIFE OF ONE OF HIS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND SHE'S MANAGED TO CONVINCE HIM THAT SHE BETTER SERVES HIM BY HANDLING ALL HIS DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND MAKE SURE HIS MEDICATION AND TRANSPORTATION IS ORDERED IN A TIMELY MANNER. WHICH IS A DAMN LIE.
QUEENIE COULD DO IT BETTER IF SHE COULD ONLY FIGURE OUT HOW TO TALK AND HOLD A CELL PHONE AT THE SAME TIME.
HIS VIOLENT 30-YEAR-OLD SON CONVINCED HIM THAT HE HAS CHANGED AND IF HE AND HIS FRIEND COULD JUST STAY HERE FOR A MONTH HE'D HELP OUT WITH ANYTHING THAT I NEEDED OR ANYTHING THAT HIS DAD NEEDED. THEY JUST NEEDED TO GET A CHANCE TO GET ON THEIR FEET. BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM THEIR INCOME IS AROUND 1700 A MONTH. THEY ARE NOW FLAT BROKE. THEY'VE BEEN HERE 3 MONTHS AND THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT MAKE A BIG MESS. DURING THIS PAST WEEK THEY'VE MANAGED TO GET TWO GUYS I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE INTO THE HOUSE AT NIGHT. FIRST I EVER KNEW ABOUT THESE GUYS WAS WHEN I OPENED UP THE BEDROOM NEXT TO MINE, WHICH IS MAINLY STORAGE AND HANGING CLOTHES. NOW I JUST SAY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE.
THIS WEEK MY FRIEND'S BROTHER WHO IS RETIRED MILITARY CAME TO PICK UP ONE OF THESE UNINVITED GUESTS. HE MISSED THE ONE THAT THEY'VE BEEN HIDING FOR TWO DAYS IN THE HOUSE. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS HERE EITHER. I'VE KNOWN THESE GUYS SINCE THE 1980S AND HE IS JUST AS SERIOUS AS A BAD HEART ATTACK. WHEN HE CAME TO "CLEAN HOUSE" HE MEANT BUSINESS AND THERE WAS NO HESITATION FOR THE ONE THAT NEEDED A RIDE TO HOP RIGHT INTO THAT BIG OLD RED TRUCK AND GET READY TO HAUL ASS. NONE OF US KNEW ABOUT THE SECOND GUY IN THE HOUSE. OF COURSE HE'S REALLY THE THIRD ONE I'VE FOUND LURKING NEXT DOOR TO ME.
WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER USED TO SAY "EXIT STAGE LEFT"?
THE Q AND I ARE DOWN CLOSE TO BEING ABLE TO "RUNN OFT" LIKE THE LITTLE BOY THAT RAN THE TRUCK INTO THE BARN IN THE MOVIE "OH BROTHER WHERE ART THOU".
JEWELLANN, QUEENIE, & RATT DAWG
SO WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL THIS TIME?
DID I LIKE IT THERE?MY CELL PHONE WAS RECENTLY WORKED ON OVER THE PHONE WITH A MOTOROLA TECH. THE GOAL OF THAT WAS TO GET MY SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE WORKING CORRECTLY. I KNOW SHE CLEARED A LOT OF STUFF AND RESET SOME THINGS ON MY PHONE.
SINCE THEN I'VE BEEN UNABLE UNTIL TODAY TO GET ON THE FORUMS TO POST BECAUSE I COULDN'T REMEMBER MY PASSWORD. SINCE I ONLY LOG ON AND I NEVER LOG OFF I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO COME RIGHT BACK TO THE FORUM AND PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF. IT DIDN'T WORK SO WELL THIS TIME.
SO THANK YOU PAPA<<<<<<I SAID POPEYE (IF ANYBODY SEZ....... WHO'S YOUR DADDY I'M A GONNA BUY ME A NEW BB GUN) FOR GIVING ME THE PERFECT PASSWORD I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO CHANGE IT. QUEENIE SEZ SHE'S A GONNA SLOBBER ALL OVER YOU IF SHE EVER GETS A CHANCE. RATT DAWGS RESPONSE WAS KIND OF X-RATED
SO FOR SOME QUICK UPDATES IN MY WORLD. DUE TO WATER LINES BREAKING SEVERAL TIMES DURING THIS LAST SUMMER AND THE EYELINER PRETTY MUCH SITTING IN THE LOWEST SPOT ON THE LOT TO START OUT WITH THE REAR STABILIZER JACKS ARE DEEP IN THE MUD I CAN'T CLOSE THE TWO BIG WINDOWS ON THE SIDES OF IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT LEVEL. THE NEW AIR CONDITIONER IS STILL SITTING IN THE FLOOR WITHIN A FEW FEET OF THE DOOR AS A MATTER OF FACT.
SAFARI STILL HAS NO FUNCTIONING AIR CONDITIONING OR HEAT THIS IS GOING INTO MY THIRD SUMMER WITH NO AC DOWN HERE. THE BACK DOORS STILL WILL NOT OPEN. THE WINDOW ON QUEENIE'S PASSENGER DOOR STILL DOESN'T GO UP AND DOWN.
I STILL HAVE TOO MUCH CRAP IN A STORAGE UNIT.
I HATE TO DO IT BUT I THINK I MAY BE FORCED TO ABANDON SHIP HERE AT MY FRIEND'S PLACE.
I'M "ON CALL" 24/7. HE ACTUALLY HAS A PAID HOME HEALTH AIDE WHO IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS DID PUT CLEAN SHEETS ON HIS HOSPITAL BED ONE TIME. SHE'S THE WIFE OF ONE OF HIS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND SHE'S MANAGED TO CONVINCE HIM THAT SHE BETTER SERVES HIM BY HANDLING ALL HIS DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND MAKE SURE HIS MEDICATION AND TRANSPORTATION IS ORDERED IN A TIMELY MANNER. WHICH IS A DAMN LIE.
QUEENIE COULD DO IT BETTER IF SHE COULD ONLY FIGURE OUT HOW TO TALK AND HOLD A CELL PHONE AT THE SAME TIME.
HIS VIOLENT 30-YEAR-OLD SON CONVINCED HIM THAT HE HAS CHANGED AND IF HE AND HIS FRIEND COULD JUST STAY HERE FOR A MONTH HE'D HELP OUT WITH ANYTHING THAT I NEEDED OR ANYTHING THAT HIS DAD NEEDED. THEY JUST NEEDED TO GET A CHANCE TO GET ON THEIR FEET. BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM THEIR INCOME IS AROUND 1700 A MONTH. THEY ARE NOW FLAT BROKE. THEY'VE BEEN HERE 3 MONTHS AND THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT MAKE A BIG MESS. DURING THIS PAST WEEK THEY'VE MANAGED TO GET TWO GUYS I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE INTO THE HOUSE AT NIGHT. FIRST I EVER KNEW ABOUT THESE GUYS WAS WHEN I OPENED UP THE BEDROOM NEXT TO MINE, WHICH IS MAINLY STORAGE AND HANGING CLOTHES. NOW I JUST SAY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE.
THIS WEEK MY FRIEND'S BROTHER WHO IS RETIRED MILITARY CAME TO PICK UP ONE OF THESE UNINVITED GUESTS. HE MISSED THE ONE THAT THEY'VE BEEN HIDING FOR TWO DAYS IN THE HOUSE. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS HERE EITHER. I'VE KNOWN THESE GUYS SINCE THE 1980S AND HE IS JUST AS SERIOUS AS A BAD HEART ATTACK. WHEN HE CAME TO "CLEAN HOUSE" HE MEANT BUSINESS AND THERE WAS NO HESITATION FOR THE ONE THAT NEEDED A RIDE TO HOP RIGHT INTO THAT BIG OLD RED TRUCK AND GET READY TO HAUL ASS. NONE OF US KNEW ABOUT THE SECOND GUY IN THE HOUSE. OF COURSE HE'S REALLY THE THIRD ONE I'VE FOUND LURKING NEXT DOOR TO ME.
WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER USED TO SAY "EXIT STAGE LEFT"?
THE Q AND I ARE DOWN CLOSE TO BEING ABLE TO "RUNN OFT" LIKE THE LITTLE BOY THAT RAN THE TRUCK INTO THE BARN IN THE MOVIE "OH BROTHER WHERE ART THOU".
JEWELLANN, QUEENIE, & RATT DAWG
I DON'T GO CRAZY
I AM CRAZY I JUST GO NORMAL FROM TIME TO TIME
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