
HELLO GYPSY JOE AND WELCOME TO YA.
I WOULD HAVE WELCOMED YOU SOONER, HOWEVER THE LAST TIME THAT I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO WELCOME A NEW MEMBER THE KRAKEN CAME OUT OF HIDING AND SAID HE WAS GOING TO GIVE ME THE JOB OF BEING OFFICIAL GREETER FOR NEW MEMBERS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WOULD DO A THING LIKE THAT TO ME. ALL I DID WAS WELCOME THE PERSON ASK FOR PICTURES AND WHAT KIND OF RIG THEY HAD. I TOLD 'EM OUR MAIN RULE WAS SIMPLY DON'T BE A "JERK".
THEN CLEANING WHISPERED IN MY EAR I SAID QUEENIE DAMN IT! QUEENIE WHISPERED IN MY EAR "ALSO DON'T BE A JACKASS, OR MAYBE YOU CAN BE A JACKASS DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION". QUEENIE IS MY UNTRAINED ATTACK CHIHUAHUA THAT KINDLY LETS ME SHARE HER HEATING PAD WITH HER, ALSO A SMALL EYELINER POP-UP TRAILER WHICH HOPEFULLY WE WILL BE LIVING IN BY THIS WEEKEND, LEAKS AND ALL.
I USE THE TALK TO TEXT FEATURE A LOT ON MY POSTS. SADLY MY GOOGLE ASSISTANT IS CHANNELING SOMEBODY OFF OF GHOSTBUSTERS SO OFTEN THEY'RE INAPPROPRIATE WORDS OR MISSPELLED WORDS OR BAD PUNCTUATION. HOWEVER IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE TALK TO TEXT FAULT. SOMETIMES CLEANING JUST JIGGLES MY ARM WHEN I GO TO GET A KEY I SAID HIT A KEY DAMN IT. THAT SIGN I SAID FINE ? I SAID THANG!!! SURE BRANGS OUT MY INNER CURSOR, I SENT CURSOR. I SAID C U S S E R !!!
ALSO I HAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF A TX, OK, AL ACCENT WHICH ANY MEMBER HERE THAT HAS ACTUALLY HEARD ME SPEAK CAN TESTIFY TO.
FOR SOME REASON TAMMY LOU, I SAID CAMELOT,
I SAID C A M M A L U FINDS IT ENTERTAINING, OR SO SHE SEZ.
JULIAN AND QUEENIE,. DIETS I SAID THAT'S JEWEL AND,
JEWELLANN AND QUEENIE
P.S. YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU TELL 'EM ON THAT YARC FORUM.
JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T SHOOT MY DEARLY DEPARTED HUSBAND IN THE FOOT WITH HIS 357 BLACKHAWK REVOLVER SOMEBODY HUNG THE MONIKER OF "ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE" ON ME. NOW I ASK YOU IS THAT ANY KIND OF THING TO CALL A GENTLE SOUTHERN FLOWER SUCH AS MYSELF ??.

THE REST OF Y'ALL CAN STOP LAUGHING ANYTIME NOW.
TJB+Q