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***GotSmart*** · 06-24-2019, 02:00 PM

I could hear the voice of anger the second I opened the door.

“KILL!!!!!! LET MEE OUUUT NYOW!”

The assistant behind the counter looked happy to see me.

Please come with me.

We walked into a room with the entire staff of the clinic standing along one wall. On the other wall was a stack of cages. The cage at the top had my cat Tigger. The Veterinarian looked slightly nervous. Tigger had the stink eyes going. The famous glare that stopped a thousand dogs.

“OUT NYOW!”

I went over to the cage and opened the door.

“Are you done yet?”

He stood up and stalked to me and climbed on my shoulder. His eyes did not move off the doctor.

The Vet started to apologize. “We did not want to use any anesthesia because of his age. I think we made him mad”. His hematoma was down, but no stitches..

“This time we will not be doing stitches he really does not want any. No charge, and don’t hesitate to call if you need any help. He usually is so well behaved!”

I wonder what I need to do to make it up to him, or I’d he will kill me in my sleep.

Wabbit · 06-24-2019, 02:21 PM

Lol. Do they like catnip? I've had one cat that loved it and another cat that could care less about it.

***rvpopeye*** · (This post was last modified: 06-24-2019, 05:00 PM by rvpopeye.)

I'm in psychic communication with Tig.
He says..................
"Put on your pointy toe boots ,,,,they will protect you."
(cuz he can't stop laughing.)

Actually , it's like this,,,,,,,,,you're doomed !

Texjbird · 06-24-2019, 06:56 PM

GOT SMART YOU MAY BE IN TROUBLE FOR SURE!

MY 1/2 SIAMESE TOM CAT NAMED "DAMMIT ASSHOLE" WOULD HOLD A GRUDGE. HE WOULD LAY IN WAIT AFTER HE HAD BEEN "WRONGED" BY A HUMAN. THEN HE WOULD RUSH OUT USUALLY GOING FOR A LEG, THEN STAND UP GRAB THE LEG WITH CLAWS EXTENDED THEN TURN HIS HEAD SO HE COULD GET A GOOD BITE.

HE GOT MY SON JUST IN FROM HIS FIRST US NAVY TRAINING. SON DROPPED HIS DUFFLE ACROSS HIS BED IN THE SUNNY SPOT WHERE DAMMIT HAD HIS AFTERNOON NAP. THEN HE WENT TO PEE & DAMMIT GOT HIM ON THE CALF OF HIS LEG IN THE BATHROOM. WHAT CAN I SAY HE'S JUST LIKE HIS PAPA AND CAN'T GRASP THE CONCEPT THAT
" BATHROOM DOORS SHOULD BE CLOSED WHEN IN USE"

HE GOT MY BEST FRIEND THE DAY AFTER SHE LEFT HER RAT TERRIER WITH ME. TRIXIE HAD JUMPED DAMMIT AS A KITTEN AT HER HOUSE WHEN DAMMIT WOULD TRY TO EAT HER FOOD OR GET A DRINK FROM HER BOWL.

HE HAD HAD ENOUGH WHEN TRIXIE WENT FOR HIS FOOD BOWL IN HIS "KITCHEN" SO HE WENT FOR HER. I HAD TO THROW A HUGE BATH TOWEL OVER HIM TO GET HIM OFF TRIXIE. THE NEXT DAY MARYLYN WAS 6ft INTO THE KITCHEN WHEN HE PULLED HIS ATTACK ON HER FROM THE REAR. THAT WAS THE FASTEST CAT I'VE EVER SEEN!

THIS IS THE SAME CAT THAT WOULD LAY IN MY ARMS LIKE A BABY AND SLEEP.

WE CALLED HIM "DAMMIT THE UNTRAINED ATTACK CAT". HE WAS ABOUT TWO WHEN I MOVED BACK TO TEXAS. A NEIGHBOR BROUGHT IT TO MY ATTENTION HOW DAMMIT WOULD MOVE AND PLACE HIMSELF BETWEEN ME AND ANYONE HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HAPPENED TO COME OVER IN THE YARD.

CATS ARE SPECIAL PEOPLE. QUEENIE HAS THREE. I'M TRYING TO FIND THEM HOMES.

JEWELLANN