Turkey bacon

[Abnorm]

WKRP...…..Les Nesman…………….love it !

[RoamingKat]

Mr Carlson

[TrainChaser]

Why anyone who has lived around, or even seen, a broad-breasted white turkey thinks they can actually fly amazes me. Most of them can barely walk.

[GotSmart]

There are a dozen kinds of turkey. At least one can fly at 55 mph for a quick get away. 

The domestic platter turkey is a deliberate hybrid that would never survive in the wild.

[TrainChaser]

"The domestic platter turkey is a deliberate hybrid that would never survive in the wild."

That's okay. They don't survive long in the turkey yard, either.