Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
WHICH WAAAAAAY DID IT GO
#1
I was here on the forum last night using my old pro 12 tablet.    Before I could save my post to draft it disappeared on me off into the ozone or some such BS is that.

So I don't know exactly where to put this it covers so many different things however I don't really think I'm up to hopping around to different forms right now.

Two nights ago I left my Moto G7 power phone either in the ladies room at Walmart or the ladies room at the Shell station.   I was way down the road headed towards the Ozark gate to Fort Rucker when I noticed it wasn't with me.  At that time I just had approached the helicopter landing field absolutely know where to turn around for a few miles.  So when I got back to the Shell it wasn't there the guy working let me use their phone to go outside and call myself in case maybe I'd lost it in the truck...,.,. no luck Chuck?  

So I have a new phone it's a moto power whatever the hell it is with 5 g's if I need it....... I reckon.

I had to get camillou's help to get back on the forum because I was having issues with my name and how my password was spelled so thanks Cami we got a racking up now.

So today a really bad rainstorm creeped up on me here in lovely Ozark Alabama I said Alabama so folks there she is my assistant couldn't live without her I think she's been drinking again.  I SAID ALA DAMN BAMA..  THE PROBLEM WITH THE STORM WAS IT CAME ON SO FAST WITHOUT ANY WARNING I WAS AT THE OTHER END OF A BIG HOUSE AND MY DRIVER'S DOOR WAS OPEN AND MY SLIDER DOOR WAS OPEN.   I GOT SO WET I WAS SO DISGUSTED SO I JUST KEPT THE CLOTHES ON THAT I HAD NOT REALIZING HOW I WENT I WAS I ENDED UP BUYING A NEW PAIR OF PANTS TO PUT THEM ON I COULD STAND THE WET SHIRT BUT BETWEEN THE SLANTING RAIN AND THE WET VELVETEEN SEAT I WAS SITTING ON I WAS GETTING A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE AND PROBABLY LOOK LIKE I PEED MY PANTS FROM THE REAR IF ANYBODY HAPPENED TO BE FOLLOWING ME INTO THE STORE.

MY SAN TAN SOLAR GOT HERE IN A TIMELY MANNER....,. THEN IT WAS RETURNED TO SAN TAN SOLAR THEY SAID I DIDN'T PICK IT UP IN TIME I HAD CALLED AND LET THEM KNOW IT MIGHT BE A FEW DAYS MORE THAN A WEEK AND I WAS TOLD THEY PUT A NOTE ON IT AND THAT WAS FINE WELL IT WASN'T.   SO I PAID ANOTHER SHIPPING FEE TO GET IT BACK DOWN HERE AND I MADE DAMN SURE THAT I WAS THERE BEFORE THE 7 DAYS WAS UP.  I CALLED AHEAD TO LET HIM KNOW I WAS HEADED THAT WAY AND THEY SAID THAT WAS FINE JUST BE SURE AND GET THERE BEFORE THE STORE CLOSED AND I SAID I SURE WILL.  I GOT THERE AND THEY COULD NOT FIND MY SOLAR STUFF UP FRONT AND I TOLD HIM LOOK I CALLED IT WAS HERE AN HOUR AGO I'M HERE NOW WHERE IS MY SOLAR Y'ALL SHIPPED IT BACK ONCE ON THE ALREADY WHEN YOU WEREN'T GOING TO.  SO THE SOLAR ARRIVED AND I WAS ACTUALLY ABLE WITHOUT TOO MUCH STRUGGLE TO CARRY THE WHOLE BOX WITH BOTH PANELS AND ALL THE CONNECTORS AND ALL THE PACKING AND NOT DROP ONE OR THE OTHER END OF IT IF ONE OF MY HANDS DECIDED TO FLEX ON ME.  THE ENERGY PHOENIX ALSO ARRIVED AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T SHIP IT TO A POST OFFICE BOX AND IT'S BEEN CHARGED UP AND I'VE BEEN USING IT TO CHARGE OTHER THINGS.

I HAD TO PUT ABOUT $680 WORTH OF WORK INTO THE FRONT END OF THE GMC 600 OF IT WAS A BRAKE JOB PADS CALIPERS AND THE OTHER 80 WAS REMOUNTING THE TWO DESTINATION TIRES I PULLED OFF THE BACK A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN I PUT THE YOKOHAMA OVERLANDERS BACK THERE AND A FRONT END ALIGNMENT.

3 DAYS AGO I WAS REAR-ENDED IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE ON THE HIGHWAY RUNNING BETWEEN DALEVILLE AND DOWN TO THE VILLAGE INN AT NEWTON.   NOT A BAD HIT IT'S TWO GUYS IN A LITTLE OLD BITTY CAR AND BASICALLY THEY STARTED MOVING AND THE GUY IN FRONT OF ME HADN'T STARTED MOVING SO I WASN'T MOVING EITHER.  THE DRIVER HEAD IS PAPERWORK IN HAND AND THE HIS PASSENGER SAID WHAT HAPPENED I SAID WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WHAT HAPPENED YOU REAR-ENDED ME YOU WASN'T THERE FOR THAT ANYHOW I DID NOT HAVE MY NEW RENEWAL AND CURRENT INSURANCE CARD WITH ME IN THE VAN.  IT WASN'T TOO BAD OF A HIT AND ONE OF THE GUYS THE DRIVER THE PASSENGER ALSO DOES SOME AUTOMOTIVE WORK AND EVERYTHING AND HE LOOKED AT IT AND HE SAYS YOU JUST NEED TO TAKE A HAMMER AND GET HER THERE AND TAP IT OUT I'LL TAP IT CUZ IT'S LIKE A QUARTER INCH I CAN'T OPEN THEIR DOORS IF THEY OPENED BECAUSE IT MOVE THE BACK OF THE IT RAISED THE BUMPER UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOORS SO I ASKED HIM I SAID YOU KNOW I DON'T REALLY THINK I'M DOWN TO CRAWLING UNDER THIS THING AND AND WORKING ON IT SO ANYHOW I TOLD HIM I SAID HE SAYS I WORK ON CARS HE SAYS I CAN FIX THIS SO THE DEAL WE MADE IS WE HANDLED IT OURSELF I JUST NEED TO HOOK BACK UP WITH HIM AND GO INTO TOWN WHEN HE'S GOING TO BE AVAILABLE AND GET THAT TAKEN CARE OF.       I ALSO NEED TO CUT OUT THE CARPET BEHIND THE PASSENGER SEATS HALFWAY TO THE BACK OF THE VAN WHERE THE SLIDER DOOR WAS OPEN IT IS ABSOLUTELY SOAKED AND IT IS SO WET HERE AND YOU KNOW I ALREADY HAVE VINYL FLOORING TO PUT DOWN IF I EVER GET TO THAT POINT BUT I DON'T DARE LEAVE IT IN THERE IT'S JUST SO WET HERE I'M WORRIED ABOUT MOLD STARTING UP IT'S OLDER CARPET BUT IT WAS NOT IN BAD SHAPE BECAUSE MY MOM AND HER LAST HUSBAND AND THEY VERY RARELY EVEN USED THE BACK OF IT AS A MATTER OF FACT THE BED HAD BEEN LAID DOWN FLAT WHERE THEY COULD SIT STUFF ON IT AND SO ANYWAY I'M JUST STRUGGLING ALONG THE BEST THAT I CAN.

I HAVEN'T BEEN TAKING VERY GOOD CARE OF MYSELF AND HAD HAD A LITTLE SCARED SO IN THE NEXT WEEK I HAVE THREE DIFFERENT DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS START PHYSICAL THERAPY AGAIN NEED TO LINE UP FOR A MAMMOGRAM AND I'M WAITING TO SEE A NEURO SPINE SPECIALIST BECAUSE THE TUMOR WRAPPED AROUND THAT NERVE BUNDLE THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR YEARS AS I BELIEVE GROWING IN MY PRIMARY CARE PHYSICIAN HAS BEEN JUST BLOWING ME OFF HIS STAFF HAS WHEN I TELL THEM YOU KNOW I THINK WE NEED A SET OF X-RAYS AND A NEW MRI BECAUSE THE PAIN MEDS AREN'T WORKING AND IF THEY DO WORK AND I'VE BEEN REAL ACTIVE ONE DAY THE FIRST OR SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN OVER EVEN TO PET QUEENIE OR HER BROTHER OR DO THE SIMPLEST THING THE PAIN IS BACK BACK TO THE POINT TO WHERE I HAVE TO GO LAY DOWN ON A HEATING PAD AND TAKE AT LEAST A HALF ANOTHER PAIN PILL THIS IS NEW THIS IS ONLY COME UP IN THE LAST BASICALLY IN THE LAST 3 WEEKS I'VE BEEN TALKING TO THEM A NUMEROUS OCCASIONS AND SO I BYPASS THE DOCTOR AND CALL UNITED HEALTH AND SPOKE TO THEM AND FELT THAT I WAS NOT GETTING ADEQUATE CARE THAT I NEEDED AND THEN I UNDERSTOOD TO SEE A NEUROSURGEON OR A NEUROLOGIST DOWN HERE THEY WON'T TAKE YOU WITHOUT A REFERRAL FROM ANOTHER DOCTOR AND THEY STEPPED IN AND APPARENTLY IT GOT BACK TO MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE CUZ ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M GETTING A CALL TWO DAYS LATER THAT THEY ARE SCHEDULING AN APPOINTMENT FOR ME THAT THEY'VE REFERRED ME AND THEY'RE WAITING TO HEAR BACK FROM THE DOCTOR SO ALL'S WELL THE ENDS WELL I'M STILL UPRIGHT AND STILL ABLE TO CLIMB IN AND OUT OF THE VAN I JUST HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL.

NOW ALL THE VAN NEEDS TO BE A REALLY COMFORTABLE TRAVEL VEHICLE IN MY EYES IS TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF THE TWO DAMN AIR CONDITIONING SYSTEMS IN IT WORKING.  ALSO HAVE ONE WINDOW THAT FUNCTIONS LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO OTHER THAN THE DRIVER'S WINDOW.  QUEENIE WAS HAVING ANXIETY ATTACKS FOR A WHILE BECAUSE SHE WAS SO USED TO GOING WITH ME UNLESS IT WAS VERY THE HEAT OF THE DAY I WOULD TAKE HER SHOPPING WITH ME SHE LIKES WALMART HER FAVORITE STORE IS LOWE'S AND IT HAS BEEN SO HOT HERE I JUST CAN'T DON'T DARE TAKE HER WITH ME I HAVE TO ICE MY CELL PHONE DOWN ON A FROZEN PAN ON THE CONSOLE TO KEEP IT FROM OVERHEATING.  WHEN SHE NEEDS TO GO TO THE VET I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING CUZ IT'S EVEN HOT HERE AT NIGHT ROLL THE ONE WINDOW DOWN OPEN THE SLIDER DOOR PARK IT IN THE SHADE GET SOME CROSS BREEZE AND THEN I CAN GET HER IN IT AND IT'S LESS THAN A 15 MINUTE DRIVE TO THE VETS.  THEN IF RAT NASTY DOG ALSO NEEDS TO GO TO THE VET I SWITCH OUT AND RUSH BACK WITH HIM.  I'M GOING TO USE THAT RENERGY LAWYER POWER SOURCE IN THE VAN I'M GOING TO TAKE A FAN AND I'M ON GLUE SOME VELCRO ON IT AND PUT SOME VELCRO ON THAT DASHBOARD WHERE WE CAN AT LEAST GET IT WHERE THERE IS SOME AIR CIRCULATION IN THE VAN.  MY SON CALLS ME MACGYVER SOMETIMES WHEN I TELL HIM HOW I RIGGED UP VARIOUS THINGS BUT HEY IF IT WORKS DON'T KNOCK IT.

THE SAFARI IS RUNNING GREAT THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY PROBLEM WITH THE ENGINE OR WITH THE TRANSMISSION AND IT CAN STILL SNAP YOUR HEAD BACK IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY HAVE TO FLOOR IT REAL QUICK CUZ YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST TO STOP FOR THE YELLOW LIGHT.

I COULD PROBABLY GET ANOTHER NEWER MAYBE EVEN LARGER THAN FINANCED BUT IT WOULD PROBABLY NEED SOMETHING I'M NOT SPENDING $30,000 ON WHEELS TO HAUL MY BUTT DOWN THE ROAD.   AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SAFARI AND HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA OF WHAT IT WILL TAKE TO FIX IT.  MECHANICALLY I THINK IT RUNS GOOD FOR ITS AGE AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE A TOWING CAPACITY OF 5,500 LB.  DOWN SIZE IS I THINK IF I HAD AN EXTENDED 3/4 TON VAN I COULD GET RID OF THE EYELINER AND JUST USE THE SAFARI TO TRAVEL WITH AND LIVE OUT OF.

SO A BIG LOAD OF WET JEANS AND OTHER CLOTHING IS CALLING OUT MY NAME AND QUEENIE IS LOOKING AT ME AND BARKING AT ME WHICH MEANS SHE WANTS SOMETHING I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS.

CLEANING AND JOLENE AND RATT DAWG
  I DON'T GO CRAZY
Tongue      I AM CRAZY          
   I JUST GO NORMAL FROM TIME TO TIME
[-] The following 1 user says Thank You to Texjbird for this post:
  • rvpopeye (07-12-2022)
Reply
#2
Good Luck at the Doc's
PAULETTE and "Two Cats and THE DOUG"

Whereabouts unknown...……...
[-] The following 1 user says Thank You to Abnorm for this post:
  • Texjbird (07-12-2022)
Reply
#3
Thx for the huge update on life in lower Alabamadan !
You can send all that extra heat uptah camp,,,but try to get it here after september if possible. Things are finally about right here at the moment.

It sounds like things are up to your normal level of almost ready. Maybe even closer than that ?
Hope yer pain levels improve to at least OK after your doc got the hint......usually the insurance co tries to stop needed procedures , interesting....
And finally.... woof woof , woof , woof woof woof to yer crew !
stay tuned 
  Cool
[-] The following 1 user says Thank You to rvpopeye for this post:
  • Texjbird (07-13-2022)
Reply
#4
MY TFTD

Angel  NO WOMAN HAS EVER SHOT A MAN WHILE HE WAS WASHING DISHES.
            JUST SAYIN'.  Tongue
  I DON'T GO CRAZY
Tongue      I AM CRAZY          
   I JUST GO NORMAL FROM TIME TO TIME
Reply
#5
TFTD
How can you be so sure ?
skuh kuh kuh kuh kuh
stay tuned 
  Cool
Reply
#6
(07-12-2022, 10:00 PM)Texjbird Wrote: MY TFTD

Angel  NO WOMAN HAS EVER SHOT A MAN WHILE HE WAS WASHING DISHES.
            JUST SAYIN'.  Tongue

A man has his guard up when doing dishes. Just saying ~~<
Compared to parenting, Cat herding is less complicated
Reply
#7
Jewellen about time we get an update. Hell it’s way too damn hot in Alabama to not have AC. Maybe you just need some Freon. Anyone that can check that for you?
monkeyfoot
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)