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(03-16-2018, 08:35 PM)Wabbit Wrote: (03-16-2018, 07:59 PM)RepublicOfTXPatriot Wrote: I'm 49 and I can hitch a team of mules, rope cattle, castrate some bulls, palpate a mare or cow, and shod horses.
I'm 48 and don't know how to do any of that. Well there's a chance I might know how to palpate a mare or cow, but it's a very slight chance as I don't know what palpate means. Gonna go Google that word, be pretty neat if I had cow skills.
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It's shoving your whole arm up a cow or mares rectum to feel to see if she is pregnant. Yep...been there done that ...lots of times. Ranch Life. Bet you really wished you still didn't know...lol..and certainly probably didn't need the visual.
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all I know is one of you smacked two rocks together and invented dirt.
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(03-16-2018, 11:09 PM)justjim Wrote: all I know is one of you smacked two rocks together and invented dirt.
The last time I tried that I smashed my fingers and set myself on fire.
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All I know is this entire forum has denigrated into the YARC. The YARC has taken over the whole thing and that ain’t right I tell ya!
Stay on topic!
Bwahahaha- like any of you could..
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(03-17-2018, 06:53 AM)Cammalu Wrote: Stay on topic!
Bwahahaha- like any of you could..
Exactly. So why waste your breath telling us to??????
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