I'm New but I Deserve A Badge Anyway

[heron]

Moon Tiger
So , how is your story coming along ?

Badgernator
Hey , wouldn't it be Heaper V Living ?
(Nice lookin' rig ! What brand is it ?.......It's a Heaper V ! ,  much nicer than the old Heaper IVs.......)

Heron
The stories have always been the whole point ! The "Stinkin' Badges" were an afterthought.....wait ,,,,you should know everything that has ever happened !
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Do I have to start giving a test before ROOIRIA Awards ?

Cammy
It looks nice .
If he ever comes back , let him rest a couple of days before you tell him about the remodel................oops..

Oh, Jayzus, Popeye, not a test! I read 'em all, I didn't memorize 'em! And I know it's about the stories. If I ever get my brain back, I'll try to think of one. There must be one in there somewhere.