I am here for YARC

[Texjbird]

I love thesauruses.<<< THERE YOU GO A USIN' THEM $4 WORDS!!  SO WHAT KINDA DINASORE IS IT?

 In my defense, I'm unimaginative and have the vocabulary of a parrot. <<<<<THAT'S OK.  MY VOCABULARY AT TIMES CAN BE DESCRIBED AS BELONGING TO A BARTENDING TRUCK DRIVER/HEAVY EQUIPMENT OPERATOR WHOSE ORIGINAL "OTHER PEOPLES BS FILTER IS CLOGGED AND THERE ARE  NO REPLACEMENTS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE",

GOOD THING MAMA RAISED ME TO BE SUCH A GENTLE SOUTHERN FLOWER AIN'T IT?  WELL SHE TRIED AND I'VE GOT THE LEATHER BRACELET WITH ANGEL WINGS AND  "MAMA TRIED" ON IT TO PROVE IT  

I think the "JAJA Club"(Jerk and Jack Ass) is a great men's club name! JAJA is German slang for, "Kiss my Ass"(no joke!). Isn't that a hoot?<<<<<<NOW I'M NOT COMMENTING ON THIS ONE....IT'S A TRAP I'M A TELLIN' YA! 

 I HAVE TOO MANY MALES IN MY FAMILY AND OTHER GUYS THAT ARE GOOD CLOSE FRIENDS THAT I TRULY LOVE AND RESPECT<<<UNLESS THEY ARE HAVIN' THEMSELVES A "JAJA" MOMENT.  THEN I TELL THEM THE SAME THING I USE TO TELL MY DEARLY DEPARTED HUSBAND WHEN HE WAS HAVING ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS>>> OK, JUST OK<<<THAT'S IT.  THEN I GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT I THINK IS BEST FOR THE SITUATION.  I'VE FOUND THAT IT'S REALLY HARD TO ARGUE WITH SOMEONE THAT IS AGREEING WITH YOU.  IT MADE MY HUBBY SO MAD WHEN I WOULD "OK" HIM.  I GUESS I'M LUCKY HE HAD A LOT OF SELF CONTROL.  WHERE EVER WE LIVED THE 2nd BEDROOM WAS ALWAYS THE GUN ROOM.  WHEN I TELL MY SON "OK" HE SEZ "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?"  GO FIGURE!

 I DO THINK BACK IN THE EARLY DAYS HERE ONE OF YOU FELLAS DID TRY AND START A "MEN ONLY" FORUM.  IT SHOULD STILL BE HERE, IF IT EVER WAS.  ANYBODY REMEMBER THAT?  I PERSONALY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT.  WHY SHOULDN'T THERE BE A PLACE FOR YOU GUYS TO TALK ABOUT THINGS WITHOUT FEMALES LISTENING?

JEWELLANN