New to group, not new to van traveling

[RepublicOfTXPatriot]

My mother and father always told me I was going to be a great professional football player if I wore my football helmet 24/7.  Come to find out...that was so the face mask on the helmet would keep me from getting in trouble and getting sick from licking doorknobs, toilet handles, and bus windows. Way To Go Mom & Dad...my dreams are crushed.