My ignorant a$$ left my phone in a lady's bathroom.

[Texjbird]

By the time I realized it I was almost to the Ozark fort Rucker gate on a four-lane road with no way to turn around right by helicopter landing field.   By the time I got back to the Shell station there was no sign in my telephone.

I went to Walmart the next day and purchased a Motorola that I can't find the friggin box at the moment it's a Motorola g something piece of ugly word ugly word.  <<<< I'm trying to clean up my ACT but it's very very hard... Boost<
Basically the phone has got some major malfunction that nobody will take responsibility for and I really don't care for Verizon after I've got in with them.  So shortly I am going to get ready and go up to Walmart and buy me a phone and buy me a card I don't know which one of them to use I have a friend that's been on straight talk for a long time.  So if anybody has any suggestions  PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP.

PS. I AM TRYING TO GET MY DEFECATION IN ORDER AND GO UP TO KENTUCKY HOPEFULLY BY THE END OF SEPTEMBER OR THE MID PART I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER.  

 ASPEN DENTAL IS MESSING AROUND WITH MY APPOINTMENTS.  I STILL HAVE TEETH THAT NEED TO BE WORKED ON BASICALLY FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS.   I DON'T NEED A MASK FOR HALLOWEEN CUZ WHEN I SMILE I LOOK LIKE A JACK-O'-LANTERN I AM MISSING FRONT TEETH THAT THEY HAVE ALREADY PULLED.   THE TEMPORARY PLATE HAS NEVER FITTED IT WAS IN MY MOUTH ONE DAY WHEN THE TEETH WERE PULLED.  IT FELT LIKE BARBED WIRE IN THERE. I THINK THEY HAVE AN ISSUE WITH MY TERMINOLOGY.  WHEN I'M OUT IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC I USUALLY CLEAN MY ACT UP PRETTY GOOD......IT'S REALLY HARD AT TIMES. I BET MY FACE GETS SO RED WHEN I'M TRULY PO'D.  NEXT TIME I'M
AT ASPEN DENTAL I'LL JUST GET PISSED...... LET MY FACE GET RED....AND GIVE THEM THIS DAMN JACK O'LANTERN SMILE AND SEE HOW THEY LIKE THAT. 

THE Q & RT HAVE BEEN HIDING FROM THE THUNDER TODAY.    HAIR LIGHTLY IF IT'S NOT RAINING IN THE MORNING BY LUNCH TIME IT STARTS WITH A LOT OF THUNDER AND LIGHTNING.  RAT DOG DOES NOT LIKE TO THUNDER ALSO WHEN THEY'RE DOING THEIR SURVIVAL PRACTICE AT FORT RUCKER THE SECTION OF IT THAT IS RIGHT BEHIND THE BACK FENCE HE JUST COMES TOTALLY UNGLUED.  I JUST TAKE THEM AND GET IN THE BED IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS IF HE CAN BE BETWEEN QUEENIE AND I AND COVERED UP I GUESS HE THINKS THE THUNDER GOD IS NOT GOING TO STRIKE HIM WITH A BOLT OF LIGHTNING.

[Cammalu]

Aww. Poor doggy. I hope you get your teeth fixed

[rvpopeye]

Good to hear you're finally ( almost ) ready to get that show on the road !!!!
Getting the dentist out of the way before leaving IS a good idea too.
Stuff like that is a "pain" getting done on the road away from your usual places...
Hope the poochicles are ready . Q and RD will miss each other too I bet !

You picked a not too far off spot for your voyage so easy on the rig. and having friends where you're going is a good thing too !!!
Many Happy Trails to you !