I'm New but I Deserve A Badge Anyway

[MoonTiger]

Actually , only one. all means "all". Mind boggling , isn't it ?

Wellllllllllllllll ... That just ain't right. I am now on page 26 and dazed from all the "that ain't right"  stories. My brain hurts.

[Abnorm]

What a pretty van you have ………………………….

[American Nomad Patriot]

A journey in a tiny car that was a plug.
When you were parked we're sure it was snug.
Great thing you did was read the dirt here on our rug.
May the p.o.s. car rot in molten steel hell and not hold a grudge.
And best of all Welcome you lucky lady to be here with us .....and of course....Doug. heheehheheehhehehe

[American Nomad Patriot]

A journey in a tiny car that was a plug.
When you were parked we're sure it was snug.
Great thing you did was read the dirt here on our rug. 
May the p.o.s. car rot in molten steel hell and not hold a grudge.
And best of all Welcome you lucky lady to be here with us .....and of course....Doug.  heheehheheehhehehe

Yes...I'm drinking at the moment. <burp> LOL

[MoonTiger]

A journey in a tiny car that was a plug.
When you were parked we're sure it was snug.
Great thing you did was read the dirt here on our rug. 
May the p.o.s. car rot in molten steel hell and not hold a grudge.
And best of all Welcome you lucky lady to be here with us .....and of course....Doug.  heheehheheehhehehe

Yes...I'm drinking at the moment. <burp> LOL

That poem was GREAT even if you are drinking. ?

[rvpopeye]

It's a long way to your ROOIRIA but what have you learned so far ?
You "might" even learn a few things about............Doug ?
But don't forget.
Take some time off to work on your "Story Of Ain't Rightness" too.

[Scott7022]

Write drunk
Edit sober

I have expert status in this regard. And Hemingway never officially said this; Although he is credited with this quote. I even asked his favourite bartender in Cuba.

For the grammar police questioning my starting a sentence with "And" I will quote my favourite writer Brett Easton Ellis
" know the rules and how to break them correctly."

[rvpopeye]

I frequently start a sentence using AND !
(Flushing out those grammar police is important to us ......)

[rvpopeye]

MT
Post current page completed .
But.
While you continue your joy of reading assignment.
(obvious hint: redo your list in story form...............................)



T W O h s,,,,P. O.

[Kyz]

For the grammar police questioning my starting a sentence with "And" I will quote my favourite writer Brett Easton Ellis
" know the rules and how to break them correctly."

I was an editor when I was working. And I think it's fine to start a sentence with the word "and." As a previous supervisor once said, it adds interest.