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In appreciation of Women
#21
It might just be my culture, as it damn sure isn't my nature. But I think paying anyone a true compliment could and should be done more. I don't think we say thank you enough.

So thank you!

and to the Camel that spit and missed me but got the little blond one today. She is pissed and wants me to teach her how to shoot. Currently she is negotating with the Parental Guidence Units for permission. Seems I may be buying a camel...

"Can we shoot it?"
"No it belongs to Abdulla."
"Is everyone here named the same?"
"I think so it makes it easier."
"So how much is a camel these days?"
"I am not sure. I'd have to put my hand into Abullas pocket and ask him."
"Why do you need to put your hand in his pocket?"
"That is how you negoitate the price of a persons camel."
Fake News CHECK ( THI IS ACTUALLY TRUE)
"Is this because everone has the same name?"
"Yes and camel prices are a National Secret." (THIS IS NOT TRUE)
"I still feel like throwing up. Can you please ask I would like to kill it."
"Have you killed anything before?"
"Yes three gold fish and a big spider."
"Did you feel bad?"
"Only about the third fish."
"Why only the third fish?"
"I named it."
"That was dumb."
"I didn't think I'd kill it when I gave it a name!"

(Children are sociopaths)

Second thought. (Perhaps I am really just very inmature.)
Third thought. (Good thing everyone I know has a name.)
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#22
Camel is safe she has learned to pretend.

"I am going to pretend to forgive the camel Mr S"
"Why pretend to forgive"
"Because if it catches fire in the hot sun I am not calling anyone to help."

Out of the mouths of babes!!

Men pay attention here.
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#23
(05-20-2018, 09:49 AM)Scott7022 Wrote: Camel is safe she has learned to pretend.

"I am going to pretend to forgive the camel Mr S"
"Why pretend to forgive"
"Because if it catches fire in the hot sun I am not calling anyone to help."

Out of the mouths of babes!!

Men pay attention here.

I see the reason why they hired you as the manny. 

I have heard something similar from wife #2.
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#24
Lol! Manny...

I guess if the shoe fits I should get comfortable.

You know when someone doesn't like cats and the cat that is usually aloof is all HI My name is! This is my tail and that's my butt. Well, children are like that with me. I don't care for them. But they instinctively know I am the safest thing to be close to. I talk to them like I talk to regular people and they seem to like this as well. Despite being told not to bother Mr S he is here to watch and keep us safe this just seems to encourage interaction. Don't touch wet paint syndrome.

Oh well, today is can shooting in the dunes. I found a .22 pistol from a local. My 10mm is a little too big for tiny hand and little ears. They are both excited and father will be joining us later. Now to see if I can teach them in 30 minutes to shoot better than father...

Yes I am an sumbitch
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#25
No problem. Just point and breath. Squeeze on the exhale. 

My daughters could out shoot their mother, and her father the gunsmith/ sheriff taught her. Kids are always a quick learn.
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#26
There might be money in writing children’s books...
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#27
Be the round.
Be the target.
Understand both are connected by superstrings.
They exist and don't exist at the same time and at the same place.
Minute gravitational waves want them to be together.
Place them together in your mind and see them as one
Squeeze the trigger.

LOL!!!


I like telling shooters that and then, as they roll their eyes, bounce seven cans off fence posts at 75 meters using a 4inch barrel Glock, or whatever.

Doesn't make the first not bullshit, but now they start to believe it. Rolling out past a kilometre it does start to get a little ethereal! More like a feeling. But the callous on my left finger is starting to get as thick as the one on my right so.

Children did well and most importantly learned safe handling. Dad wanted to try the REAL gun and almost dropped it. LOL! But he did enjoy seeing what he is paying the big bucks for so he satisfied his reason for coming out.
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