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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GARFIELD
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40 years old, and a billion dollars a year marketing empire. 

Not bad for a cat.
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Cats rule dogs drool!
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  • GotSmart (07-12-2018)
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Dogs have owners cats have staff
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Cats were once worshiped for being gods. They have never forgotten about that.
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Sorry Sir History and Grammar lesson.

Were as in the third form past tense. Incorrect.

Past future progressive or third form past perfect continuous.

Were once and continue to be worshipped as gods.

Those of us in the know Understand they are the only thing that stands between US and the little white mice running the Experiment called Earth 2 reality3.6. Should they complete the experiment then... (Douglas Adams {RIP})
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I ran that by Tigger. He just rolled over and wanted his belly rubbed
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  • Scott7022 (07-14-2018)
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The first rule of cat god club is you don't meow about cat god club!
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MORATTA LESSRATTA  OFFICIAL YARC

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  • Scott7022 (07-15-2018)
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Cats are silent assasins. 

Ninja kitties
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My fat old bugger was kinda silent. In the morning he would ONCE AGAIN see the DREADED invisible white Assasin mouse. Somehow it had climbed unnoticed into the bed and under the covers of his sleeping human. Triumphant it would stand on its hind feet at the humans' abdomen.

Each and every time it required vanquishing.
Did I mention he was fat?
silently he did the kitty wiggle, as his superior brain worked out the precise quantum physics required to launch his girth up a meter and then crash claws on paws down on the assassin.
I think I mentioned he was fat right?
Wiggle Wiggle...Tense moment Bending the laws of nature is hard.
FFFFFAAAARRRRT (Fart launch)
19 pound cat lands on me and the room smells like a music festival outhouse on day six!!

Miss that evil bastard.
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