HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! (dancing smilie)
.............you gonna cut that cake or what ??
Happy Birthday!!!
How's it feel to be 80?
Ouch...my eye.
One more hour of suffering and the birthday is over!
sorry, ain't over yet, I have to get one in for ya!! Keep the suffering going at all costs

At least you are finally 21 now and can have a beer!!!! Legally!!
oh heck, her birthday had a 0 on it, well I changed that for her
