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IT'S RAINING MEN!!
#11
(07-16-2019, 05:50 AM)GotSmart Wrote: My daddy had a saying. 

Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.  Angel
 GOOD ONE JOHN.

MY PAPA OFTEN TOLD ME 

"IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE YOURSELF I'M GOING TO HAVE YOUR SHIRTTAIL FLYING UP AND DOWN YOUR BACK LIKE A WINDOW SHADE".   WHICH IS REALLY FUNNY CONSIDERING THAT MAMA WAS THE DISIPLINARIAN.

  PAPA WOULD WALE AWAY ON SOME FURNITURE WITH HIS BELT AFTER WHISPERING TO ME JUMP AND HOLLER.  THEN IN A LOUD VOICE HE'D TELL ME "GIT OUTSIDE AND PULL WEEDS OR GO TO THE FIELD AND PICK UP PECANS"  ANYTHING THAT WOULD GET ME AWAY FROM MAMA SO SHE COULDN'T SEE I HADN'T CRIED A SINGLE TEAR.

IDK IF SHE EVER SNAPED TO THE FACT THAT WE OFTEN WERE PRETENDING TO BE EITHER THE CHASTISED CHILD OR THE FATHER WHO HAD DONE HIS DUTY AS WIFE HAD TOLD HIM TOO.  MAMA WAS A BIT OF A TARTAR AT TIMES.

LIFE CAN BE A STRANGE CRITTER SOMETIMES Wink

TJB
I WAS NOT BUILT TO BREAK  
                  
         MY  Heart  IS GOOD....BUT OH THIS MOUTH
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(07-16-2019, 03:59 AM)GypsyDogs Wrote: (lolol- all I got out of this was that you feed Queenie cats for breakfast. after that, my brain was laughing too hard to comprehend... sorry)

THE Q HAS HER OWN HERD OF CATS.  IF THEY DON'T RUN SHE DOESN'T CHASE THEM.  THIS MORNING WE HAD TO STEP OVER A BIG ORANGE TABBY TOM CAT AND A TINY MAMA CAT LAYING RIGHT UP AGAINST OUR BACK DOOR.  THEY DIDN'T MOVE AND Q GAVE ME A LOOK.  SO I JUST TOLD HER TO WALK OVER THEM AND SHE DID WITHOUT STEPPING ON THEM AT ALL.  IF I'D SAID GET THEM OFF THE PORCH SHE'D HAVE STARTING BARKING AND THEY'D HAVE BOTH TOOK OFF.  THEY OFTEN PEER INTO THE KITCHEN STANDING WITH ONE OR TWO FRONT LEGS ON THE EDGE OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR.  WHEN I YELL "QUEENIE COME GET THESE CATS OUT" THEY ARE BACKING OFF EVEN IF THE Q IS IGNORING ME.  I'M GOING TO MISS THESE CATS,

TJB
I WAS NOT BUILT TO BREAK  
                  
         MY  Heart  IS GOOD....BUT OH THIS MOUTH
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(07-16-2019, 04:05 AM)Queen Wrote: You crack me up, Jewellann!!

THANKS Shy  
  DID YOU KNOW THAT CONFUCIUS SAID "WOMAN WHO RIDE BICYCLE UPSIDE DOWN HAVE CRACK UP"  Wink

TJB
I WAS NOT BUILT TO BREAK  
                  
         MY  Heart  IS GOOD....BUT OH THIS MOUTH
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#14
When are you and #2 going out to eat?  Is he going to let you buy?
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(07-17-2019, 09:07 AM)weigh2ez Wrote: When are you and #2 going out to eat?  Is he going to let you buy?

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MAGNUM P.I. FAN.  SO EVEN IF HE MORPHED INTO A TOM SELLECK LOOK ALIKE AND HAD A PERSONALITY THAT DIDN'T MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL AND QUEENIE GROWL I MIGHT THINK ABOUT THINKING ABOUT IT.

NAW, ON RECONSIDERATION I'M LIKE MY PAPA OFTEN SAID ABOUT SOME THINGS HAPPENING,
  " I WILL WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER".

I THINK MY "NICE LADY" COVER WORKS TOO GOOD AT TIMES.  HOWEVER THIS GUY FROM SOME OF HIS CONVERSATIONS I'VE OVERHEARD SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE THAT I DO NOT WANT TO ENCOURAGE OR PISS OFF.

LIVING HERE IS OFTEN LIKE WALKING A TIGHT ROPE.  IT'S STRESSFUL.

I HOPE MY NEW HELPER WORKS OUT.

JEWELLANN
I WAS NOT BUILT TO BREAK  
                  
         MY  Heart  IS GOOD....BUT OH THIS MOUTH
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#16
I have enlisted gorillas in my pro sound days.
Better friends drinking your beer than enemies ruining the show.
Of course if things go south. (After the moving is done...?)
Tell Queenie to just take little bites and step back .
Stay Tuned
rvpopeye



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#17
funny thread and wild Smile

now I can't get the damn song out of my mind!!!!! hallelujah!!!
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#18
Sounds like some of the guys you might run into at the VA.  A buddy of mine and I always tell each other "don't make eye contact"  when we know the other one is headed there.  If I do make eye contact and things go south I find a reason to remember something I need to take care of while I'm there.
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